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(Chronic/Torturous) Trouser Pressure Pains

A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.
"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
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mathsosis-torturous-syndrome

Medical condition; the inevitable outcome of participating in too much mathematics, particularly maths methods. It is a potentially fatal state of the mind that can occur to any non-genius participating in maths. It belongs to the group of conditions commonly referred to as mind f*ck.
"How'd it go?"

"Dude after that maths test I almost died of mathsosis-torturous-syndrome"
by OakaCola16 March 2, 2014
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Tortious

1. Something so terrifically wicked it causes terror.
2. constituting a tort.
1. Her singing was tortious.
2. This does not make the act tortious.
by 100%RealWords July 24, 2023
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torurous.

1. The word torturous or mispelled.

2. Slang.
"The summer is so hot and our air conditioner broke."

"Oh man that's torurous.
by Raven Bishop July 28, 2011
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torturist

A torture advocate, neocon or Republican who encourages torture as a solution to the "ticking timebomb" problem. An idea most often advanced by fat, middle-aged, chickenhawks, armchair warriors and christians.
Ex-Vice President Richard Cheney is a torturist. The radical right are often torturists for wanting to continue the policies of President Bush toward captives such as water-boarding, genital electrocution, nude exposure to temperature extremes, humiliation, religous insult, isolation, sensory deprivation, insertion of foreign objects in the anus of male captives, rape, sensory overload, sleep deprivation. Singly and in conjunction in no secial, in fact random, order to keep the torturee off balance.

Synonym: Sadist
by Curly Surmudgeon June 13, 2009
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Tortuously

Tortuously (adverb):

In a manner that is so full of misspellings, typos, and grammatical errors that it would give a spelling bee champion a headache. Example: "The report that my coworker submitted was so tortuously written that I had to reread it several times just to understand what they were trying to say."
I tried to take the shortcut through the park, but ended up getting lost in a tortuously tangled web of pedestrian paths. It was like a giant maze made out of cement and grass. I must have walked in circles for an hour before I finally found my way back to the main road. Talk about a frustratingly tortuous experience!
by Kim71 December 21, 2022
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