torch monkey 

Steve Bannon.

He was pushed out of the White House but Trump's

Torch Monkey still plans on burning down all institutions of government.

torch monkey by DJDJSQUARED October 26, 2017

Monkey Touch 

Gorilla tag but cooler so you don´t get bullied.

Hey Billy wanna play Gorilla tag? No stupid ni- nice friend its monkey touch

Monkey Touch by goofy ahh travis scott May 4, 2022

Touch The Monkey

A phrase coined by Mike Myers in the Saturday Night Live skit, "Sprockets". It can either mean
a) To literally touch a monkey.
b) To masturbate.

a) I was at the zoo and I decided to touch the monkey.
b) I got really lonely and bored so I touched the monkey.

Touch The Monkey by Justin1552 October 13, 2008

Touch money! 

term - used when parting ways, in place of goodbye. indicates that you should always keep money close at hand or it can serve as a reminder to always stay on that paper chase.

"A'ght main, take care! Touch money!"

Touch money! by Brandaids May 7, 2021