The art of diverting a peer/co-worker's attention away from you while you quickily remove your shirt, catching them off-guard when they look back. The more people you "top off", the cooler you become.
(insert name) said the copy machine was out of paper. I grabbed a stack off the shelf behind me and when I turned back around his shirt was off! I cannot believe I got "topped off" again this week!!!
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.