Top Gay

The highest ranking homosexual in an office setting

“John was promoted to Vice President. He is now top gay”

by Brianthetopgay December 6, 2017

Top Gun Gay

A situation where things are totally straight, but seem a little off.

Two men talking in a locker room with towels. One of them has their leg up. That's Top Gun Gay

by LogiQ December 30, 2010

Top-Gun Gay

When two of your male friends are being really camp but don't realise it. Such as when all the pilots in Top-Gun are playing volleyball in slow-motion.

Look!
"What?"
Jack and Randy are holding hands and shall we do that too?
No bro that's beyond Top-Gun Gay.

by Josepideman May 31, 2014

Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.

"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

top ten reasons why I'm gay

1 women hot
2 non binarys hot
3 men hot
4 everyone hot
5 I'm trans
6 i use neo pronouns when i feel a lil goofy
7 i like stranger things
8 among us
9 chocolate Hershey's kiss
10 peepee

Hey everyone welcome back to my YouTube today we are talking about top ten reasons why I'm gay!

by swag sam June 12, 2022

topgay

A damn moron that spends day and night talking about his chivas (a sorry soccer team). He's most of the time on univision forums posting some gay crap that nobody gives a fuck. Everybody makes fun of him 'cause he's stupid and ain't worth shit!

He is also a transexual.

Who's that moron overthere dressed like a gay clown? El topgay

by Chingon777 May 17, 2008