Top Gay

The highest ranking homosexual in an office setting

“John was promoted to Vice President. He is now top gay”

by Brianthetopgay December 6, 2017

Top Gun Gay

A situation where things are totally straight, but seem a little off.

Two men talking in a locker room with towels. One of them has their leg up. That's Top Gun Gay

by LogiQ December 30, 2010

Top-Gun Gay

When two of your male friends are being really camp but don't realise it. Such as when all the pilots in Top-Gun are playing volleyball in slow-motion.

Look!
"What?"
Jack and Randy are holding hands and shall we do that too?
No bro that's beyond Top-Gun Gay.

by Josepideman May 31, 2014

Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.

"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023