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Top Cheddar 

in hockey: when you make the golie look like a total whore by sniping his ass over the shouldar short side high. this also causes the WHOLE crowd to get a raging boner (women grow penises just for this, then shed them and feed them to small children after telling them itds a hot dogg) and you celly the piss out of your whole team by riding the stick while flying.
I sniped luke top cheddar bro.

Oh shit really?
yeah. hes now a nurf herder.
Top Cheddar by jackandmark May 21, 2011

half-clapper top cheddar

colby armstrong said it best on OTR, a hockey term meaning a quick slapshot where the stick is lifted half way, almost like a snap shot, with a quick release which sends the puck in the top section of the net over either of the goaltenders shoulders or glove and blocker
Theres Kesler with a half-clapper top cheddar snipe, Canucks lead 1-0

top shelf cheddar 

The most rare form of cheddar in the world. Cheddar only forged in highest and most remote parts of the Appalachian Mountains. The cheddar must be cured for up to 10 years at a minimum and can only be harvested and extracted for its rich flavors when a player in the NHL scores a goal Upper 90/Top Shelf/Upper Benjamin's.
I want the good stuff, that top shelf cheddar, none of this shit for concentrate.
top shelf cheddar by A. Ovechkin October 17, 2015
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026