toothy head

A person not well experienced with fellatio; often scrape their teeth over the tender meatus of a penis head.

Betty Lou was not very good giving Tyrone head. She scraped his meatus while giving him toothy head.

toothy head by Richard Black March 2, 2005

Toothy Head

When a woman has very large or bucked front teeth and you are afraid that she will scrape your penis while she is giving you a blow job.

After seeing her smile, all he could think was that she would give "toothy head."

Toothy Head by Archeo Bob March 28, 2011

tooth to head ratio 

In a large crowd, the total number of teeth of all people combined divided by the total number of heads. In a well eduated crowd with reasonable oral hygene, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be close to 32:1. If you were to attend a monster truck rally or a wrestling match, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be around 12:1. At a bluegrass concert it can sit around the 5:1 or 4:1 area.

I have stopped going to Ottawa Senators games when the Leafs are in town because the tooth to head ratio is just too low to handle.

tooth to head ratio by scow buba March 22, 2009