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took a shit 

When an engine, transmission, or other mechanical device snaps, sending all its parts out of an orifice.
I was drag racing when my transmission took a shit, the gears shot right through the pan.
took a shit by necro86 April 26, 2006
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took a shit 

Went out of business permanently
I went to my favorite video arcade to play DDR, but apparently the arcade took a shit because there was a "for lease" sign on the window.
took a shit by Q from 713 May 11, 2008

took a shit 

to take a shit is not to physically take someones shit; but rather a metaphorical statement used after pooping.
"bro i just took a shit"
took a shit by liquified11 April 15, 2023

took a shit on me 

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.
Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"

Took a shit on Bob 

A rare vulgar term where in 29088029183901828391283.1 chance someone gets shat on and his name is Bob.
*paul shits on bob*
Paul: Took a shit on Bob.
bob: Ducking you.
Took a shit on Bob by I'm on MISERY! November 23, 2023

the fun machine took a shit and died

the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever
after all those beer bongs, somewhere around dawn the fun machine took a shit and died..

Who took a shit in your vagina?! 

Used when someone is being extra shitty.
Person #1: dude back up off me!
Person #2: dude who took a shit in your vagina?!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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