tooling for roof 

Trading sexual favors for a place to live...

Avoiding the dual labels of Homelessness and Prostitution, she chose another method to pay rent by Tooling for Roof.

tooling for roof by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Troodling

When an uncircumcised man wraps the hood of his uncut man meat over the hood of another man's uncut dangle. They precede to slide back and forth until ejaculation

Neil: Wow. This place is really dead tonight. There are, literally, no women here...I'm bored.
Bob: So true. Want to buy a box of cheap beer, go back to my place and do a little troodling?

Troodling by Derpydurpy May 2, 2017

Tart Toddling 

The act of opening a poptart pouch and taking only one of the two poptarts leaving the second one to go stale.

I hate living at my brothers house with all the Tart Toddling that goes on!

Tart Toddling by Dooley July 12, 2006

tooding 

the practice of layering t-shirts in a graded fashion, where a long sleeve shirt acts as an undershirt for a shorter sleeved item, often providing a contrast of colour, textures and fabrics.

john said to jane, "i love your tooding today".

tooding by mosephine June 19, 2007

tooling 

To make a fool of or mess with someone; confirming that one is a tool

Me: Hi your four shirts all on top of each other with popped collars look awesome.
Tool: Yea I know. All the cool kids are doing it. Also bitches can't resist the popped collar. I'm getting laid tonight. *high five*
Me: I was being sarcastic. No one is gonna want to have sex with you. You look very silly. I was totally tooling you.

tooling by shmaters gee April 12, 2009

totaling the expenses 

To balance your budget while taking a crap.

Where's Micah..... he must be totaling the expenses again.

totaling the expenses by jac17 December 9, 2008

toodling

Messing around, fucking around, goofing around, not doing what you're supposed to be doing, fartin' around, aimless wander

The interns went toodling around town with the VP's credit card.

toodling by Chizzle901 September 20, 2013