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tongshame 

a feeling of guilt or shame provoked through the use of red colored tongs to select less healthy food items in a public setting.
The notion of using red colored tongs to provoke a subliminal shame response in employees was popularized by corporate shame-based cafeterias (aka shameterias). Forcing employees to make healthier food choices through peer pressure and shame was thought to improve health metrics and thereby reduce medical costs. In its early adoption, many employees resented the notion of employers applying such overt tactics to "encourage" healthier eating. Negative opinions quickly changed however as record numbers of employees developed serious eating disorders and became bulemic and/or anorexic. The tongshame campaign was so effective in fact, many shameterias were "eliminated" completely due to lack of interest in eating altogether.
tongshame by HaloGodMoves February 13, 2015

tongskumen 

When a girl is giving you some good succ and then bites your dick as you cum which is then followed by the shoving of a blanket into the mans throat until he vomits all over his penis while it is in the girls mouth.
Friend 1: "Yo so did you get that dank tongskumen last night?"
Friend 2: "Yeah man it was sooo delicious."
Friend 1: "Damn how did she react?"
Friend 2: "She returned the favor... ;)"
tongskumen by pseudonym of a person February 6, 2018
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tunashame 

To mock someone for having religious bumper stickers all over their car. This is so named because of the "Unashamed" bumper stickers that have a cross to the right, so it looks like "🕇Unashamed".
He tunashamed his neighbor by posting pictures of their religious bumper stickers online.
tunashame by Scr1v3n3r September 13, 2018

Tunashamed 

When a person is ashamed of eating tuna
I could tell Derrick is very tunashamed
Tunashamed by Whatwhenhowwho January 26, 2019

Tunashamed 

Talking trash a jank smelling vagina that simply needs some basic medical attention đŸ˜†đŸ€·

Beat it (Just for now)
Treat it (Call to make an appointment the next business day)
Eat it (Once a healthy vaginal environment has returned)
Bro, don't be a douche...girls don't need to be tunashamed, they just need to rebalance their vaginal environment.
Tunashamed by UtopianStorm April 30, 2022
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