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tongshame 

a feeling of guilt or shame provoked through the use of red colored tongs to select less healthy food items in a public setting.
The notion of using red colored tongs to provoke a subliminal shame response in employees was popularized by corporate shame-based cafeterias (aka shameterias). Forcing employees to make healthier food choices through peer pressure and shame was thought to improve health metrics and thereby reduce medical costs. In its early adoption, many employees resented the notion of employers applying such overt tactics to "encourage" healthier eating. Negative opinions quickly changed however as record numbers of employees developed serious eating disorders and became bulemic and/or anorexic. The tongshame campaign was so effective in fact, many shameterias were "eliminated" completely due to lack of interest in eating altogether.
tongshame by HaloGodMoves February 13, 2015
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tongskumen 

When a girl is giving you some good succ and then bites your dick as you cum which is then followed by the shoving of a blanket into the mans throat until he vomits all over his penis while it is in the girls mouth.
Friend 1: "Yo so did you get that dank tongskumen last night?"
Friend 2: "Yeah man it was sooo delicious."
Friend 1: "Damn how did she react?"
Friend 2: "She returned the favor... ;)"
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tunashame 

To mock someone for having religious bumper stickers all over their car. This is so named because of the "Unashamed" bumper stickers that have a cross to the right, so it looks like "🕇Unashamed".
He tunashamed his neighbor by posting pictures of their religious bumper stickers online.
tunashame by Scr1v3n3r September 13, 2018

Tunashamed 

When a person is ashamed of eating tuna
I could tell Derrick is very tunashamed
Tunashamed by Whatwhenhowwho January 26, 2019

Tunashamed 

Talking trash a jank smelling vagina that simply needs some basic medical attention 😆🤷

Beat it (Just for now)
Treat it (Call to make an appointment the next business day)
Eat it (Once a healthy vaginal environment has returned)
Bro, don't be a douche...girls don't need to be tunashamed, they just need to rebalance their vaginal environment.
Tunashamed by UtopianStorm April 30, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026