tomther 

ugly

damn bruh, you lookin tomther today.

tomther by titsuckersixnine July 9, 2022

tomther 

ugly

damn bro you so tomther

tomther by titsuckersixnine July 9, 2022

Tomther 

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Tomther by Tomther July 9, 2022

tomther 

ugly

damn bruh you lookin tomther today.

tomther by titsuckersixnine July 9, 2022

Tomther 

Very attractive

Damn bro you lookin sexy just like Tomther

Tomther by Tomther July 21, 2022

Russian Toother 

When a Russian girl is in the process of giving a blowjob to a guy and she thinks of the movie Miracle and/or the 1980 Olympic Games and clenches her whole body in rage... Including her mouth

Dude #1: Last night was terrible!
Dude #2: You took that bombshell Russian girl home last night what could have gone wrong?
Dude #1: She was giving me head while I was sitting on the edge of my bed.
Dude #2: Sounds like it was a good time!
Dude #1: ...Then I laid down on the bed and accidentally hit the remote and turned on the TV
Dude #2: So?
Dude #1: I paused the movie Miracle 3/4 way through when I left to go out for the night and it started to play...
Dude #2: *a look of terror comes on his face* no... not the russian toother
Dude #1: *silently nods sorrowfully*
Dude #2: *give a bro hug and starts to cry* I'm so sorry to hear that man. If there's anything you need I'm here

Russian Toother by 55bears February 10, 2015

Tomterday 

A hybrid of yesterday and tomorrow. The two cancel each other out, so in the end you just have an unnecessarily elongated form of today.

Employee: "How are you tomterday?"
Customer: "I was doing just great until you fucked everything up by using tomterday. By the way I need a pack of condoms."

Tomterday by aman13 June 14, 2010