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Nipple Tomatos 

Tomatos so small you may need a penis pump to see the damn things
They are smaller than cherry tomatos, they are nipple tomatos.

Small Point
Nipple Tomatos by wevets March 8, 2009

Mexican tomatos

A nickname or slang for Marijuana, Pot, Weed,
1.What do you grow in your garden?
2.I grow Mexican tomatos
Mexican tomatos by SQIBBLEY February 15, 2022

tomato can 

In fighting sports, a tomato can is a fighter with low skills who is brought in to pad the record of more promising fighters and give them more ring experience. They are expected to lose. Most professional boxers of any note have dozens of wins in their early careers over tomato cans. The name is believed to come from the fact that tomato cans "leak" red fluid (blood) like a can of tomato sauce.
Bobby "the Fist" Punchalot looks pretty tough, but he's just a tomato can.
tomato can by B@lth@z@r June 17, 2017

chinese tomatoes 

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."
chinese tomatoes by mademanseattle September 3, 2012

Tomato Haste

The annual act of prematurely harvesting the first crop of homegrown tomatoes, on account of impatience with the long summer growing season.
Once again, Cookie's tomato haste resulted in an unsatisfying Caprese salad.
Tomato Haste by triggerboston August 3, 2012

WTF Tomato 

Similar to ROFL-Waffle. Just another silly and pointless internet term.
WTF Tomato, my boss is a jerk today.
WTF Tomato by bigballofyarn February 11, 2009