tomato sandwich 

Marijuana, bud, weed, green, etc.

Friend #1: Hey K, do you have any tomato sandwiches?

Friend #2: Yeah girl, come over and we'll smoke.

tomato sandwich by Rabid Frog August 5, 2009

Tomato Sandwich 

The act of having sex with a woman while she is on her period, and then titty f*ing her w/ your bloody c**k.

I banged my girl while she was on her period, and prompty gave her a Tomato Sandwich.

Tomato Sandwich by Thunder77_80 August 3, 2004

Tomato Sandwich 

A horrible pickup line that is extremely offensive toward young women. Especially those who work in sub shops.

"Do you like Tomato sandwiches?"
"NO?!"

"have you ever had a Tomato Sandwich?
"DID U REALLY JUST SAY THAT?

Tomato Sandwich by themanwiththeanswer321 January 17, 2011

Tomato Sandwich 

The act of two persons, (a male/female, male/male, or female/female) performing a goatse and bashing their gaping behinds together.

"Last night my girlfriend and I made a Tomato Sandwich, I'm still sticky!"

Tomato Sandwich by Riskyburrito1997 June 26, 2014

Tomato Sandwich 

Replaces any swear words commonly used in a social or workplace environment to make them more socially acceptable or applicable.

Tomato Sandwich my life…

Tomato Sandwich by Chabanger August 27, 2025

toasted tomato sandwich 

A delicious sandwich!!

1. Start by throwing 2 pieces of bread into the toaster
2. Slice up a tomato
3. When toast comes out of toaster spread Miracle Whip Light on both sides of the bread (use alot)
4. put tomato on bread and sprinkle salt on top
5. eat its so fucking good

"I'm going to make a toasted tomato sandwich!!"

toasted tomato sandwich by Goostaff The Jew December 2, 2005

toasted tomato sandwich 

quite possibly the most powerfull aphrodesiac known to man, partly because it is so delicious, and partly because it is so easy to make, and partly because it hits the spot when you are high
toast bread
spread mayo on the bread
put tomato slices on bread
add salt to taste
kick ass sandwich

dude, im so gone, lets make like 32 toasted tomato sandwiches!

toasted tomato sandwich by the dark wanderer October 13, 2007