toley washer Share definition Flag A person who is useless to the point that the only trade they can get is washing toleys (a toley being a poo, jobey, shite, dump) He's nothing more than a toley washer! (Scottish) Uch, he's nuhin mare than a toley washer! toley washer by Martorious January 18, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the toley washer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch