toilet warrior

someone who goes to the bathroom so much that they are rarely seen out of it. you know like the ones who are in there for hours reading a newspaper and they have a whole magazine collection in there.
for gods sake why does greg have to be such a toilet warrior? i swear one day im gonna kick the door down and flush his magazines down the toilet cause im really sick of this now
by zdriplet March 06, 2025
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toilet warrior

One who duels in public toilets against other men using his pink, fleshy sword. A cottager.
Hampstead Heath is full of toilet warriors these days....
by The Moai February 10, 2005
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