Definitions by GrillSalt

toffee 

innocent sugar that has been buttered and roasted beyond belief and then petrified into a supposedly edible form. despite never having been successfully bitten through, it's flavor has been described as "overwhelming".

see also: adamantine, coffee

i tried to eat toffee and all of my teeth immediately went on strike.

toffee by GrillSalt March 14, 2020

wad

A type of asshole, the lesser scum, paired with various profanity to form words such as fuckwad, shitwad, dickwad, cuntwad, and less commonly, jerkwad.
Do not use this word alone to describe someone, people will look at you funny.

Wow, that guy is such a cuntwad...
All of you are fuckwads.

wad by GrillSalt May 26, 2016

Talon 

Some milksop who thinks adding his name to urban dictionary with a bunch of positive things will make people think better of him.

That guy is such a Talon.
Yeah, he's really annoying. I wish he'd just die.

Talon by GrillSalt May 26, 2016

dumby 

A portmanteau of the words dumb and dummy.
Can describe someone who is stupid, jokingly or not.

ur a dumby!

dumby by GrillSalt May 13, 2016