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toemitten 

A real bitch
Oh man that girls a real toemitten
toemitten by Bitchwherewereyouborn October 22, 2017
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tomkitten 

Nickname given to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby, Suri. It is a play on the word, "TomKat", which is a combination of Tom and Katie's first name.
After the TomKitten was born, Tom Cruise ate the placenta.
Word of the Day on April 21, 2006

tomkitten 

The media nickname given to the offspring of Katie Holmes and, purportedly, Tom Cruise. A play on TomKat, in the highly irritating style of combing the names of high-profile celebrities who are dating, such as Bennifer (Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez). Also the first sign of the Apocolypse.
When the revolution comes, people who say stuff like "TomKitten" and "Brangelina" with anything less than withering contempt will be the first up against the wall.
tomkitten by Osomatic July 28, 2008

TheKittenCr3w 

TheKittenCr3w (also known as TKC) is a hacking group with a Lulz Security feel. Their main goal is to disrupt goverments and big banks, as well as shut the websites they hacked down for the "lulz". Many of those hacks include BIBM, PayPal, Minecraft, etc. They also claim to be in a Nyan Jet, flying through the Internet sky.
"Hey, dude, did you hear? TheKittenCr3w doxed Donald Trump yesterday!"
TheKittenCr3w by klozet January 1, 2014

tomkitten 

Derived from the popculture term "Tomkat" (which refers to the Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise pairing), which is part of the greater trend of combining celebrity couples names (eg: Brangelina, Bennifer, etc).

Tomkitten refers to the newborn child of this celebrity couple.
The tomkitten's real name is Suri.
tomkitten by CMNHottie May 5, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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