tock clock

imaginary meter for measuring buttock pertness -brother of the 'peter meter'

jill's butt was just about red-lining on the tock clock

judy thought his butt registered high on the tock clock!!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

Tick Tock Clock

A fucking stupid ass mother fucking level in super Mario 64 that doesn't make and fucking sense and should be abolished from this society as a whole

Guy 1: have you beaten Tick Tock Clock?
Guy 2: shut the fuck up you dumb bitch

by Acrobotic June 29, 2021

tick-tock-clock

A person who sleeps early, wakes up early, and is always on time.

Yeah, I'm late! I ain't no fuckin' Tick-tock-clock

by yahnahbrah April 10, 2015

tockcock

watching tiktoks while scissoring

hey, I tockcocked with my girlfriend

by olivia is stupid May 24, 2021