tock clock 

imaginary meter for measuring buttock pertness -brother of the 'peter meter'

jill's butt was just about red-lining on the tock clock

judy thought his butt registered high on the tock clock!!

tock clock by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

Tick Tock Clock 

A fucking stupid ass mother fucking level in super Mario 64 that doesn't make and fucking sense and should be abolished from this society as a whole

Guy 1: have you beaten Tick Tock Clock?
Guy 2: shut the fuck up you dumb bitch

Tick Tock Clock by Acrobotic June 29, 2021

tick-tock-clock 

A person who sleeps early, wakes up early, and is always on time.

Yeah, I'm late! I ain't no fuckin' Tick-tock-clock

tick-tock-clock by yahnahbrah April 10, 2015

tockcock 

watching tiktoks while scissoring

hey, I tockcocked with my girlfriend

tockcock by olivia is stupid May 24, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019