toastphobia

The fear of toast/Crispy bread

Did you hear Norman had Toastphobia and went insane?

by OHTHATSGAYSOCK October 23, 2015

toasterphobia

Toasterphobia is the dreaded fear of sticking a fork into a toaster even after it's been unplugged....because sometimes the toaster remembers!

Mike: "Because of my severe toasterphobia, I have continuous nightmares about being chased by a giant toaster and a giant fork wearing running shoes!"

Art: "Dude, you're f**king wacked!!"

by Carl J. Maltese April 21, 2007

Toastephobia

Toast•e•phobia
(Noun) The Severe Phobia of toast. Some have a much more extreme case then others who just have a mild case. Simply the definition that describes someone who experiences utter terror whenever they come into contact with a single sliver of toast. Burnt toast is often more scary and triggering to those who fall victim to this phobia. Whenever a person with this phobia touches a piece of toast, the body part which came in contact with the toast, immediately turns into a slither of toast. People with this Illness need to stay away from toast at ALL costs.

Person 1: Why do both of your feet look like toasted slivers of bread??
Person 2: I TOLD YOU MY TOASTEPHOBIA WASN’T A JOKE... I woke up this morning like this after your mom massaged my feet with toast last night.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 12, 2020

tohsphobia

the fear of a certain tower in a roblox game called ''juke's towers of hell'' called Tower of hands sweating

Hey dude wanna play Tower of hands sweating?

No! I have Tohsphobia!

by Icreatedumbdefinitions March 20, 2021

trattphobia

Fear of people that are over the age of 13 but act like a 9 year old.

My friend has trattphobia so he wont talk to me.

I think I gave my friend trattphobia after I started acting really young

by TheBigPrisoner July 2, 2020