toad licker Share definition Flag A person who loves getting stoned so much that they would do any thing (such as licking a toad; popular in the '60s) to get high. Yo, that ho is such a toad licker, that she'd lick crack of my balls if i put it there toad licker by Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp June 18, 2004 Get the toad licker mug.