to shrimp 

When you're trying to be a hoe on the low.

"I'm going shrimping tonight"
"You gotta get a thot that knows how to shrimp"

to shrimp by Jo3923 June 19, 2017

to shrimp 

verb meaning to lay down in a position where put your head as close to your torso as possible, meanwhile your legs are joined and stretched and arms are holding your knees from behind. this position resembles the shape of a shrimp. cats are particularly good at shrimping.

bro i wish to shrimp as hard as my cat can
my back hurts from yesterday's shrimping session

to shrimp by kajulindA January 18, 2021

I'm allergic to shrimp 

I'm allergic to small dick

jenny: "doesn't your boyfriend have a small dick"
kim: "yeah i'm allergic to shrimp"

I'm allergic to shrimp by The Jumbo Shrimp March 2, 2017

shrimp boat to tuna town 

Going down on a girl, cunnilingus

Bro 1: "I met this chick at the club last night and took the shrimp boat to tuna town bro"

Bro 2: "Nice! I would have eaten that shit for days."

shrimp boat to tuna town by skeee February 22, 2014

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast ) 

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shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast ) by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your by bluetextman July 29, 2021