to fart or not to fart

Questionable farts that make you wonder how they will come out, usually it is a safe bet but every once in a while the result is dis-ass-terous

I am having a to fart or not to fart moment, is it worth it?
Only at home

by gasshole October 26, 2011

fart of the shit fart of the poo

A version of the quote “Part of the ship part of the crew” commonly used on the “forbidden app”

You may see a comment on the “forbidden app” that simply says “fart of the shit fart of the poo”

by A Kasrkin November 14, 2020

fart-to-fart

a fartwarming experience in which two dudes trade farts

John and I did a fart-to-fart greeting.

Let's do a fart-to-fart!

by glitterchopsticks December 11, 2009

Fart for Fart

Like “An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth”. Don’t ever give up if someone desperately tries to knock you over.

"Fart for Fart" - The only way to fight against a “Fart” is to “Fart” back.

by Shana Baileys December 28, 2011

fart for farts sake

1. appreciation of the intrinsic value of the something apart from any utilitarian, didactic, or moral function - when there is no intrinsic value. Feigned appreciation.

"Dude, Jim says he likes modern art."

"Yea, it's not even art."

Yea, "fart for farts sake".

by rbrtzz November 17, 2009

Wet Fart Jet Fart

An explosive diahrea wet fart that acts as a jet engine that shoots you air born from your seat, leaving you confused and embaressed.

dood i just had a wet fart jet fart, it blew me through the roof of my grandmas house

by Evan, Joe G November 26, 2010

fart pour fart

immediate writing without much time to reflect
impulsive writing, non-accountable
with the intention to entertain

"do you not enjoy my fart pour fart?"

"my interaction with human beings is mostly based on the concept of fart pour fart. many of us have been trained to suffer silently and endure loneliness without counteraction. making us secretly vulnerable and desperate. this is for them. all my love for them in fart pour fart."

by Krkič November 14, 2020