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Welcome to Facebook 

Usually found at WTF, Welcome to Facebook, is a term first designed by Mark Zuckerberg himself. He made this shortened word to explain to people, "Facebook IS something different!" Give or take a few weeks, and people had turned its common use on facebook for bad. Thereby, turning..WTF... to What the Fuck, instead of Welcome to Facebook.
Dude1 - "Hey, where's Bob?"

Dude2 - "He got in troubl, because yesterday, his dad made a facebook, and he told him WTF, and told him that it meant "Welcome to Facebook", then his dad proceeded to message every one of his friends.... "WTF"!

Dude1 - "Yeah..... "
Welcome to Facebook by Babepleaser January 11, 2012

Face-to-Facebook

Adding only your closest friends in Facebook and keeping in touch with them, for real.
Jake -I got 1,500 friends in this cool networking game called Facebook and you got like 10. LMAO, you suck..
Marcus -For me it is more like Face-to-Facebook, like seeing my friends when not really being able to meet them in person.
Face-to-Facebook by Finnish-linguist December 14, 2009

face-to-facebook

A book one carries around to write down phone numbers, emails, etc.

Carried around when a person is living in denial of digital and they're not on Facebook, don't have an iphone, etc.
Joan: Dylan isn't on facebook, so when he said he wanted to stay in touch I wrote my number in his face-to-facebook.
Edie: You mean a paper book? How cute!

Jack: We couldn't google map it since none of us had iphones, so I had to draw the directions in Will's face-to-facebook.
face-to-facebook by GWMcL September 26, 2010

Face to Facebook 

Face to Facebook is when you don't have time to call or get together in person with friends or business contacts, but you still want them to feel special, so you write on their wall.
Hey no big deal. I wish I had time for a face to face meeting too but I am so slammed that I can't make it until late next week. We can Face to Facebook until our lives calm down a bit. If you need immediate attention, you can always go primitive and I'll pick up.
Face to Facebook by pinball queen September 7, 2009

Take it to Facebook

When two separate parties make it a point to air out their grievances with one another via Facebook status updates.
Jessica was so mad that Kelly stole her paper and handed it in as her own so she decided to take it to Facebook and let everyone know that she was mad at Kelly for stealing her paper. Kelly then turned around and wrote that they both paid a third party to write the paper for both of them on her status update, discrediting Jessica's claim that it was her own paper. They continued insulting each other via status updates for the remainder of the week.

Down To Facebook 

Derived From The Phrase "DTF". The Acceptance Of A Stranger On Facebook For Networking, Friendship, Or Even Dating Reasons.
Girl: Dang! Who Is This Cute Guy Requesting To Be Friends. Im So Down To Facebook With Him.

Or,

(Guy At Computer Looking At Friends Facebook Page)
Whoa! That's Your Sister? Bro I Am So Down To Facebook With Her.
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Respectfully 

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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