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To Crack 

1.) to smash
2.) to fuck someone
I would totally crack her if she wasn’t 10 years older than me.

I lowkey want to crack him.
To Crack by The Creachur September 1, 2025
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(Verb, Slang): to vomit, to throw up

Originates as a phonetic calque of swedish "kräkas"
The school lunch tasted and smelled so bad to the point where i wanted to crack.
To Crack by ErPhox05 March 20, 2026

To crack beaver 

Most men and some females loves to crack beaver

"Damn, I cracked so much beaver last night"

Susie: "Hey, let's go crack each others beaver!"

Lizzie: "Yeah, i really need my beaver cracked"

To crack a joint 

Commonly mistaken with the action of putting force on a bodypart where multiple bones meet, causing the "joint" to make a cracking or popping sound.

To crack a joint actually means to consuming Marihuana or as the hip folk say it "to smoke a doobie" or "to smoke trees".
Me: Do you have evening plans?
Mathias: Not really, want to crack a joint?
Me: What joint? Fingers or toes? Why would I want to do that all evening?
To crack a joint by No_lies_213 July 15, 2022

tough nut to crack 

Something or some situation very difficult to deal with satisfactorily. You may use just 'tough nut' too.
Property division is a tough nut to crack in divorce.
Iraq has become a tough nut for the U.S. government.
tough nut to crack by João Rodegheri November 11, 2008

Crack to crack 

Like back to back, but both individuals are naked and on all fours. Typically involves both parties being penetrated by double ended dildo.
Happy birthday Dustin, are you ready for some crack to crack?
Crack to crack by TorkManDan June 14, 2018

hard nut to crack 

Someone or something that is difficult to deal with, understand, or influence.
Joanne is a hard nut to crack, but I think I can get her to agree to the contract.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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