to kev

To kev something is the term of agreeing to an appointment but then after 2 hours being late, say you won't come anyways.

Example for to kev

Bad:
A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Yeah, one more game of WZ and I'm on.
...2 hours later...
B: I'm gonna leave it tonight lads.

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Better:

A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Nah, I'm gonna kev that.

by Kritza February 5, 2024

To be Kev'ed

To be Kev'ed means you really ate too much and you feel like dying. You abolutely need to fart unless your stomach is going to explode

I've been to Laurens's pansion and we had a huge raclette. Ho God I was so Kev'ed...
I asked everyone to cover their ears so that I could fart confortably.
Then Pascal heard it, laughed so much that we had a fart contest
as a conclusion, that's funny to be kev'ed, it all depends who you are with

by laurenLL^regefew418616 June 19, 2018

we need to talk about kevin

when you need to talk about some shit about a person and you don't want other people to know who sed person is.

person 1: hey we need to talk about Kevin

person 2: yeah okay. is at lunch good for you?
person 1: yeah.
person eaves dropping: who's Kevin? there's no even at this school

by classy ass-bitch June 8, 2016

To Pull a Kevin

To try to reach into a large, black lesbian's vagina while someone else is sitting on her stomach, tickling her; such a lesbian usually has an afro and may be wearing Birkenstocks.

(Lesbian) "NO! NO! Don't pull a Kevin on me! Oh God!"

by Joe March 16, 2005

To Pull a Kevin

To do anything nasty with or envolving feces.

I just took a deuce in a zip lock bag and pass it off as salsberry steak.

Fuck bro you are such a Kevin

by KMacK November 12, 2003