the new viral craze; a bit like planking, except you crouch down, and stare like an owl. You then take a picture and post it on facebook. Brownie points for random places to owl.
person1: i planked all day, and broke the world record!
person2: planking!!!??? i posted my self owling on fb and set the world record
person1: O_o
person2: planking!!!??? i posted my self owling on fb and set the world record
person1: O_o
by Stormteddy July 15, 2011
Drunk or intoxicated in some manner. The same as canned, corked, tanked, primed, scrooched, jazzed, zozzled, plastered, spifflicated, embalmed, lit, potted, ossified or fried to the hat.
by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006
a sex position where one climbs up a tree and perches themselves on a sturdy branch, then looks through a pair of trusty binoculars into various girls windows and masturbate furiously until you fall of the branch or get arrested
"Dude how are you in hospital??"
"bro i was doing the owl too hard and fell right out of the tree. Hurts like a mother fuuucker!!!"
"bro i was doing the owl too hard and fell right out of the tree. Hurts like a mother fuuucker!!!"
by mcmotherfucker2k14 May 26, 2014
A new craze in which people attempt to impersonate owls and post the results on facebook, but really end up looking like they're pooping in odd places.
Guy 1: Don't you hate when hobos try to take dumps in public?
Guy 2: He's not taking a dump, he's owling!
Guy 2: He's not taking a dump, he's owling!
by TotesDeffs September 9, 2011
by xXPnoyJestr420Xx November 18, 2009
A more powerful version of owned. Origin: a mouse or some rabbit getting owned so bad by an owl in the night. Usually followed with an animated version of an owl dancing.
John McCain was owled by Barak Obama on The United States presidential election of 2008.
LOL OWLED.
or simply, OWLED!.
LOL OWLED.
or simply, OWLED!.
by sneik January 7, 2009
Evolved from planking, owling is the sitting on a random object/surface in a perched position, taking a picture of oneself and posting in on the internet.
I hate you guys.
I hate you guys.
Douchebag 1: Look at Ted!
Douchebag 2: What's he doing?
Douchebag 1: He's owling, it's the latest fad.
Douchebag 2: What about planking?
Douchebag 1: Dude, planking is like, sooo two months ago.
Douchebag 2: What's he doing?
Douchebag 1: He's owling, it's the latest fad.
Douchebag 2: What about planking?
Douchebag 1: Dude, planking is like, sooo two months ago.
by Innosynce July 31, 2011