A disease in which facebook takes over your life and you cannot do anything anymore besides look at your friends pictures and write on their walls.
Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.
Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.
Teacher: Suzie, where is your homework?
Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis
Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?
Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
...
Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis
Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?
Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
...
by Tuhdumbum November 4, 2009
When someone does something stupid and won't stop, you smack them in the face with a thick book, normally a phone book.
Random Person: *starts singing Taylor Swift*
Me: *smacks person in the face with a phone book*
Jeremy: "Facebook'd!"
Me: *smacks person in the face with a phone book*
Jeremy: "Facebook'd!"
by Speckdahl18 December 14, 2010
a new-age alternative to walking out of your house in your spongebob pyjamas and handing out photocopies of your password records and diary.
by bored2 February 6, 2010
To sell your soul over the Intrawebs. Or, take a million pictures of yourself and post them on your facebook. Or take pictures of anything and put them on facebook.
It can also be used to let people know you want to be facebook friends.
It can also be used to let people know you want to be facebook friends.
New haircut? Facebook it!
Facebook me?
Want to be facebook friends?
I facebooked my car.
That deserves facebooking!
Facebook me?
Want to be facebook friends?
I facebooked my car.
That deserves facebooking!
by mariathepirate March 21, 2007
the biggest waist of time. the reason for missed assignments, poor tests results.
a lonely boys best friend.
a lonely boys best friend.
by naomiDova May 5, 2008
a tool used to stalk people you are secretly jealous of. a tool to make your grades drop. a tool to keep you locked up in your room all day and feel accomplished. if you stalk someone a lot on it, you feel like you know them. dont let it fool ya, it can be embarrassing when you start a convo with them thinking your their friend when they dont know who you are. epic fail.
by seriousfacebookaddict101 July 17, 2010