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if you use this word you’re automatically a pussy.
“On TKP I’ll whoop yo ass”
“okay..?”
TKP by reallnggashit November 6, 2022
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if you use the word TKP it means you’re an absolute pussy and don’t rep anything! you also get no bitches.
“On TKP I’ll whoop yo ass”

“..okay?”
TKP by reallnggashit November 6, 2022
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Tkp short for Trucking Kartel Performance.

Originally founded in San Jose ,CA. But one of the main also big chapter is located in.

Santa Rosa,CA
Tkp people often use this word when they’re talking about Trucking Kartel Performace.

Usually this word will make your bitch cum.
Tkp by Tachuache February 17, 2021
Part of moco, a very tricky place for those less educated to navigate. A retirement area for a lot of hippies, therefore a place where people smoke quite a bit of weed.
"Yo, you chillaxin' in tkpk tonight?"
"Yeah man, it'll take us 2 hours to find our way in there but we gon smoke some crucial buddah"
tkpk by MORGAN December 6, 2004

TKpounder 

Adaptation of some porn star's name. Result of drunkenness, porn, and dyslexia.
I heard TK pounds it like 5 times a day.
TKpounder by BAH sucks October 24, 2004
town of the hippy, near the greatest town of all time SILVER SPRING, MD
i got lost going to chipotle and ended up in tkpk at the co-op
tkpk by chrissy December 6, 2004
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