tittup

A swagger of one who is the shit. Such as Edward Cullen or lookalikes. Also an exciting, lively activity. Often sexual.

Patrick tittupped with his girlfriend on a daily basis.

by P@LZ November 26, 2009

tittiplop

tit-ti-plop. Noun. An example of an onomatopoeia, the noise made by the undersurface of a breast repeatedly flogging the cephalad surface of a female beer gut, such as when a tittipotamus ambulates at normal speeds.

Much to his chagrin, Paul awakened to the sound of a tittiplop; it was then that he realized his wife had turned into a tittipotamus.

When riding the retarded horse, Karen went into status tittiplopicus - tittiplop, tittiplop, tittiplop...

by 8644 March 10, 2011

titsup

Whens somethings gone wrong/screwed up

Its gone tits up
meaning its gone wrong, its not working. something like that

by Arkz September 12, 2004

Tittypopover

1.When a young lady wears a bra, which is too small for her ample bosom, and said bosom pops over the brassiere (even the nipple on occasion).

2. A slang term for a Maryland township.

1. Damn, look at that hussy, she's got a tittypopover! Bless her heart, she's due for a new brassiere.

2. I was in Tittypopover last weekend, they have the best cheese fries ever!

by Noah B. Marion July 30, 2005

tittipotamus

An obese woman with freakishly gigantic breasts who looks way older than her actual age. Often you awake one morning, a frighteningly short time after the wedding, to find yourself in bed beside a tittipotamus, instead of the cute but chubby girl you married. Screams at you when upset, hogs all the covers, and snores like a hibernating Grizzly, thus ensuring that you spend many nights on the couch where you lie awake cursing the boob-fetish that got you caught, for the rest of your miserable life, in the loser trap.

"Jesus, buddy, WTF? Your squeeze turned into a tittipotamus."

"That poor fuck, Mike. Half his salary goes to keeping his tittipotamus in Twinkies and larger and larger sweatpants."

"That's not the sofa - that's my wife!" "Dude, she a tittipotamus!!!"

by treeple February 5, 2009

titsup

Military slang for "Total Inability To Support Usual Performance".
Inoperational, regardless of the reason, on either a temporary or permanent basis.

My cell phone battery is almost titsup, and I left my charger at home.

His cell phone was titsup after his ex tossed it into the hot tub.

by reverb December 28, 2005

titsup

Origin: when any mammal has died and is on its back, it is "tits up". Things have gone titsup, meaning, the animal/situation has fallen down/gone wrong.

"Star Wars I, II would have been great, but Lucas became involved and the story-line went titsup!"

by colby May 13, 2005