tirtulism

racism against turtles

Being divisive and unequal between acts of violence committed by turtles and other beings is a clear example of tirtulism.

by aloobikrikoriami May 3, 2022

turtlism

A disease where a person sits alone, listening to the sea while studying turtles. They will write many poems about turtles. Write many love songs about turtles. Dress up like turtles. Turtles turtles turtles.

CAUTION! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. THIS.IS.SERIOUS.

If you feel any of these symptons please consult your garden gnome...they will know what to do.

Chav 1:Hey, lets steal that old grannies purse!
Chav 2:Whoaw man, dont mess with that granny, she published poetry about turtles...she well has turtlism.
Chav 1:She well needs help innit.
Chav2:Yeah man, she needs to talk to her garden gnome.

by the.guy.in.the.turtle.suit. February 23, 2011

Thotulism

A common poisoning caused by toxins produced by Coccsucculym thotulinum bacteria, always resulting in boi's of soy and girls of salt. Untreatable as your opinion doesn't matter.

Girl: Beware, i have come down with a case of thotulism, can i come down on you?
Boy: No stress, I've had it since birth. So whats your star sign?

by Iamyouareme September 13, 2018

tardulism

The ideology of the tard culture.

dude: I'm going to upgrade to Windows Vista because Microsoft said I need to
chick: that's just tardulism

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dude: why would someone buy an h2 hummer for driving back and forth to the grocery store?
chick: tardulism at work?

by rickbradley January 7, 2008

Thotulism

A common poisoning caused by toxins produced by Coccsucculym thotulinum bacteria, always resulting in boi's of soy and girls of salt. Untreatable as your opinion doesn't matter.

Girl: Beware, I've come down with some mild thotulism, can I come down on you?
Boy: No stress, I have caught a mild case too, so what sign are you?

by Iamyouareme September 13, 2018