tirtulism
Being divisive and unequal between acts of violence committed by turtles and other beings is a clear example of tirtulism.
tirtulism by aloobikrikoriami May 3, 2022
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turtlism
A disease where a person sits alone, listening to the sea while studying turtles. They will write many poems about turtles. Write many love songs about turtles. Dress up like turtles. Turtles turtles turtles.
CAUTION! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. THIS.IS.SERIOUS.
If you feel any of these symptons please consult your garden gnome...they will know what to do.
CAUTION! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. THIS.IS.SERIOUS.
If you feel any of these symptons please consult your garden gnome...they will know what to do.
Chav 1:Hey, lets steal that old grannies purse!
Chav 2:Whoaw man, dont mess with that granny, she published poetry about turtles...she well has turtlism.
Chav 1:She well needs help innit.
Chav2:Yeah man, she needs to talk to her garden gnome.
Chav 2:Whoaw man, dont mess with that granny, she published poetry about turtles...she well has turtlism.
Chav 1:She well needs help innit.
Chav2:Yeah man, she needs to talk to her garden gnome.
turtlism by the.guy.in.the.turtle.suit. February 23, 2011
Thotulism
A common poisoning caused by toxins produced by Coccsucculym thotulinum bacteria, always resulting in boi's of soy and girls of salt. Untreatable as your opinion doesn't matter.
Girl: Beware, i have come down with a case of thotulism, can i come down on you?
Boy: No stress, I've had it since birth. So whats your star sign?
Boy: No stress, I've had it since birth. So whats your star sign?
Thotulism by Iamyouareme September 13, 2018
tardulism
dude: I'm going to upgrade to Windows Vista because Microsoft said I need to
chick: that's just tardulism
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dude: why would someone buy an h2 hummer for driving back and forth to the grocery store?
chick: tardulism at work?
chick: that's just tardulism
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dude: why would someone buy an h2 hummer for driving back and forth to the grocery store?
chick: tardulism at work?
tardulism by rickbradley January 7, 2008
Thotulism
A common poisoning caused by toxins produced by Coccsucculym thotulinum bacteria, always resulting in boi's of soy and girls of salt. Untreatable as your opinion doesn't matter.
Girl: Beware, I've come down with some mild thotulism, can I come down on you?
Boy: No stress, I have caught a mild case too, so what sign are you?
Boy: No stress, I have caught a mild case too, so what sign are you?
Thotulism by Iamyouareme September 13, 2018
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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