tirtulism
Being divisive and unequal between acts of violence committed by turtles and other beings is a clear example of tirtulism.
tirtulism by aloobikrikoriami May 3, 2022
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turtlism
A disease where a person sits alone, listening to the sea while studying turtles. They will write many poems about turtles. Write many love songs about turtles. Dress up like turtles. Turtles turtles turtles.
CAUTION! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. THIS.IS.SERIOUS.
If you feel any of these symptons please consult your garden gnome...they will know what to do.
CAUTION! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. THIS.IS.SERIOUS.
If you feel any of these symptons please consult your garden gnome...they will know what to do.
Chav 1:Hey, lets steal that old grannies purse!
Chav 2:Whoaw man, dont mess with that granny, she published poetry about turtles...she well has turtlism.
Chav 1:She well needs help innit.
Chav2:Yeah man, she needs to talk to her garden gnome.
Chav 2:Whoaw man, dont mess with that granny, she published poetry about turtles...she well has turtlism.
Chav 1:She well needs help innit.
Chav2:Yeah man, she needs to talk to her garden gnome.
turtlism by the.guy.in.the.turtle.suit. February 23, 2011
Thotulism
A common poisoning caused by toxins produced by Coccsucculym thotulinum bacteria, always resulting in boi's of soy and girls of salt. Untreatable as your opinion doesn't matter.
Girl: Beware, i have come down with a case of thotulism, can i come down on you?
Boy: No stress, I've had it since birth. So whats your star sign?
Boy: No stress, I've had it since birth. So whats your star sign?
Thotulism by Iamyouareme September 13, 2018
tardulism
dude: I'm going to upgrade to Windows Vista because Microsoft said I need to
chick: that's just tardulism
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dude: why would someone buy an h2 hummer for driving back and forth to the grocery store?
chick: tardulism at work?
chick: that's just tardulism
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dude: why would someone buy an h2 hummer for driving back and forth to the grocery store?
chick: tardulism at work?
tardulism by rickbradley January 7, 2008
Thotulism
A common poisoning caused by toxins produced by Coccsucculym thotulinum bacteria, always resulting in boi's of soy and girls of salt. Untreatable as your opinion doesn't matter.
Girl: Beware, I've come down with some mild thotulism, can I come down on you?
Boy: No stress, I have caught a mild case too, so what sign are you?
Boy: No stress, I have caught a mild case too, so what sign are you?
Thotulism by Iamyouareme September 13, 2018
Grindset
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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