tirtulism
Being divisive and unequal between acts of violence committed by turtles and other beings is a clear example of tirtulism.
tirtulism by aloobikrikoriami May 3, 2022
Words you can keep
turtlism
A disease where a person sits alone, listening to the sea while studying turtles. They will write many poems about turtles. Write many love songs about turtles. Dress up like turtles. Turtles turtles turtles.
CAUTION! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. THIS.IS.SERIOUS.
If you feel any of these symptons please consult your garden gnome...they will know what to do.
CAUTION! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. THIS.IS.SERIOUS.
If you feel any of these symptons please consult your garden gnome...they will know what to do.
Chav 1:Hey, lets steal that old grannies purse!
Chav 2:Whoaw man, dont mess with that granny, she published poetry about turtles...she well has turtlism.
Chav 1:She well needs help innit.
Chav2:Yeah man, she needs to talk to her garden gnome.
Chav 2:Whoaw man, dont mess with that granny, she published poetry about turtles...she well has turtlism.
Chav 1:She well needs help innit.
Chav2:Yeah man, she needs to talk to her garden gnome.
turtlism by the.guy.in.the.turtle.suit. February 23, 2011
Thotulism
A common poisoning caused by toxins produced by Coccsucculym thotulinum bacteria, always resulting in boi's of soy and girls of salt. Untreatable as your opinion doesn't matter.
Girl: Beware, i have come down with a case of thotulism, can i come down on you?
Boy: No stress, I've had it since birth. So whats your star sign?
Boy: No stress, I've had it since birth. So whats your star sign?
Thotulism by Iamyouareme September 13, 2018
tardulism
dude: I'm going to upgrade to Windows Vista because Microsoft said I need to
chick: that's just tardulism
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dude: why would someone buy an h2 hummer for driving back and forth to the grocery store?
chick: tardulism at work?
chick: that's just tardulism
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dude: why would someone buy an h2 hummer for driving back and forth to the grocery store?
chick: tardulism at work?
tardulism by rickbradley January 7, 2008
Thotulism
A common poisoning caused by toxins produced by Coccsucculym thotulinum bacteria, always resulting in boi's of soy and girls of salt. Untreatable as your opinion doesn't matter.
Girl: Beware, I've come down with some mild thotulism, can I come down on you?
Boy: No stress, I have caught a mild case too, so what sign are you?
Boy: No stress, I have caught a mild case too, so what sign are you?
Thotulism by Iamyouareme September 13, 2018
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.