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(n). Accidental humor from a retard when trying to sound intelligent. A phrase said by one with mental disabilities often unintentionally hilarious.
Boy: Van Helsing sucked.
Tard: Van Helsing is basically a reinactment of Lord of the Rings

(While playing a GameBoy Advance)
Tard: This technology is great. If hadn't won Pearl Harbor, we wouldn't have this kind of technology!

(After viewing a skit on SNL)
Tard: If someone got an axe stuck in their head, they'd go into a coma

Child 1: You're a butthead!
Child 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Tard: You need to work on an insult, not a recall!
Tardism by King Slim August 10, 2004
Related Words

Tardoism 

The act of being a tardo. Such that, there is a mental disfiguration in your mind, where you would be classified as having tardo qualities. Do not go near these people who have mastered tardoism. They will likely be wearing camo crocs, basketball shorts, camo long sleave shirt, hat, and potentially glasses. BE AWARE! STAY AWAY! RE-RE comin at ya!
Did you see that kid, steve, he has completely mastered tardoism!
Tardoism by KING OF DA SWEET March 31, 2011

Tandalism 

For example

boy: "Look at that poster on the wall."

girl: "Now that's Tandalism."

Tardlish 

The Language an English essay is written in if it uses acronyms, such as WTF LOL ROLF.
Did you see that retards essay, it was written in tardlish.
Tardlish by Sugarfrosted November 5, 2008

tirtulism 

racism against turtles
Being divisive and unequal between acts of violence committed by turtles and other beings is a clear example of tirtulism.