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Tikshitting 

Tikshitting is when you are shitting and on tiktok or making tiktoks.
“Hey dude u done?!”
“No I’m tikshitting!”
Tikshitting by Lamadude January 24, 2020
I gave a good titshit to Mathew last night.
Titshit by Shiv October 11, 2003
A very sweet person . She usually loves hanging out . At first she may look really quite but once you get close to her she will show her real side . She is the most fun person ever. She will trust one among hundreds. You will never get bored of hanging out with her.
You are such a Tishita!
Tishita by Oppopp December 11, 2021
the shittiest place alivee (Tyndale ihysm) hATE THIS PLACE SM YALL SUCK ASSES, yallre losers, prudes, yalls teachers suck ass too, shiteating idiots, PRAISE (DADDY GODDDDDDD) (the dudes her r uglay asf) the murray bridge school is the worst one too + i SO wish i never went cos yall r dumb (ooga booga go to MBH or sumthn instead)

(this writing is so slay tho)
isnt Tynshit that weird christian place?
yeh and they principal wore a tutu
doesnt he hate them gays tho?
yeh
Tynshit by slayingndecaying September 15, 2022
a person who is tan and shits a lot. but has a good heart
woah damm she tanshit
tanshit by chotonunuboroasha February 15, 2021
A tishitter (tie-shit-ter) is a person who hates things when a white person does it, but when a black person does it, it's just better and different. -Made by a black person‼️
Person 1: "Hey did you see Sophia's insta story?"
Person 2: "The one about red hair? Yeah."
Person 1: "I texted her about her hating my gf for being a white redhead but liking red hair on black people. She said its just different."
Person 2: "Yeah she's a major tishitter"
Tishitter by brotheyburntme July 2, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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