Tink tink

acting retarded or stupid; having a "moment"

"Jennifer, quit acting like a Tink tink!"
(Shakes head) "Poor Tink tink."

by Julesgirl March 1, 2009

tink tink

"tink tink" is the sound that your eyelashes make when you bat them at someone, or during a cute situation.

"Could you pleases stop eating ass soup? tink tink"

Person 1: "Don't you look cute?"
Person 2: "Tink tink."

by You're in Town June 15, 2012

TINK TINK

hyperbole, or exclaimation. used to break an ackwards or random silence.

Also from the spaceballs movie.

Mark: ...
John: ...
Mark: TINK TINK...
John: TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK

by Ajsan July 11, 2005

Riding the Tink-Tink

When A Girl Rides on a guys dick that is less than four inches.

Stef was riding the tink-tink last night for so long Jeremiah lost his soul

by Stephanie Hopez November 14, 2007

Tinkletown, The Tinkler, Tink Tink

Another term for the toilet or the bathroom.

Person 1: Im'a go and use Tinkletown.
Person 2: Yeah me too, I haven't used the shitter since this morning!

OR

Person 1: I'll catch up to you guys later I need to take a Tink Tink.

Tinkletown, The Tinkler, Tink Tink

by Someone at Arden Middle School December 26, 2006

tink

a human like creature of the night which was created by a crazed pirate. a tink randomly appears and creates mischief and chaos. it is a rare creature to see but when spotted it is alway corrupting women and turning them into tinkoholics (addicted to tink) and placing dirty ideas and fantasys into their minds. also the best at destroying motor vehicles and virginities. to survive the TINK feeds on alcohol, marijuana and the feeling of sexual pleasure. a tink can be tracked be the trail of destruction it leaves. it is also blamed when a person needs to get out of trouble.

look at this mess tink must have been here

it wasn't me tink did it

by mk150907 December 29, 2010

Wid Tink

Scottish slang for a rather scruffy and smelly person. Like some homeless smack heed who has been sleeping rough in the woods for a few weeks. Can also be referred to as a scaff, clampit, gypo. Can also be used to describe a filthy or dirty person or one who looks like they have been dressed from a jumble sale.

Did you see the state of that guy? he looks like a total wid tink!

Aww look at ye! aw covered in mud ye wee wid tink!

Am no sittin beside them, they're aw dressed like wid tinks

by taloolahoola June 18, 2011