tim shaw

Tim Shaw is a radio DJ. He has worked on many radio stations, including BRMB, and has been sacked from every job he has ever had. He has recieved the largest fine for radio misconduct and is rated the 3rd most shocking DJ in the world.

His current show is called Tim Shaws Asylum and is on Kerrang 105.2

The current times are Sunday to Thursday.
Sunday 22:00-2:00
Monday till Thursday 22:00-1:00

A lot of the features are interviews, prank calls and general funny stuff.

One of Tims ater egos 'Old Boot' phones up people and pretends to be an old woman. Lines include "ive lost my pussy"

tim shaw by Michael Williams March 21, 2005

tim shaw

Tim Shaw is a radio DJ. He has worked on many radio stations and has been sacked from every job he has ever had. According to his show, Tim Shaw's Asylum on Kerrang 105.2, he has recieved the largest fine for radio misconduct and is rated the 3rd most shocking DJ in the world!

Tim Shaws Asylum on Kerrang! 105.2

tim shaw by MadManX February 17, 2005

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tim shaw

Tim Shaw was an annoying salesman of crappy steak knives for Demtel(an infomercial TV sales company) in the 90's in Australia.
He was annoying and cheezy, but successful.

"...These quality set of 6 steak knives for only $9.99......But wait there's more!!!!! buy one set and we'll give you another set completely free!!!!! but wait there's still more! order in the next 10 minutes and you will get the super-duper easy carving knife that is sharp enough to cut diamonds, absolutely free!" - Tim Shaw

tim shaw by the bogan May 4, 2005

bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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