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tight squeeze 

A game or an art form made up by horny school boys involving stroking a mans breast/chest region either doing it to ones self or to another male. This is perhaps the greatest way to begin a conversation or simply to make friends. Homosexuals are excluded from these activities so before beginning, one must ask each player a simple question "are u gay?". If the answer is yes, discontinue this game immediately. Other forms of this game include: licking ones hand and gently touching the nipple or gently squeezing ones breast and expressing a "im biithhexuuaall" facial expression. This game originated from the dark corners of a physics classroom by one boy who enjoyed touching another boy. It somehow escaped the corners of this classroom and the rest is history...
(boy 1 performs the tight squeeze)
boy 2: wtf are you doing man???????
boy 1: hahahhahahaa....man its the latest craze...
boy 2: man you r soo wierd
boy 1:...this is awkward ey?
boy 2:...yehhhh
(ten years later both boys are caught cheating on eachothers husbands)
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026