Tiepie

The inevitable result of trying to eat a microwaved (sloppy) pie while driving a car and wearing a suit.

Microwave meat pies are notoriously sloppy and tend to collapse mid-way through. When the eater is wearing a suit, the hot sloppy filling drops onto his tie, ruining it and causing embarrassment for the rest of the day.
I was driving at 60 when my hot meat pie collapsed and gave me Tiepie.

My $200 silk tie was ruined!
by The Noam Gnome May 05, 2011
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Tiepy

Person that is always on their PC or phone. Addicted to the internet.
John is a total tiepy. Never looks up for his iPhlone.
by madbrax March 05, 2024
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