Tiepie

The inevitable result of trying to eat a microwaved (sloppy) pie while driving a car and wearing a suit.

Microwave meat pies are notoriously sloppy and tend to collapse mid-way through. When the eater is wearing a suit, the hot sloppy filling drops onto his tie, ruining it and causing embarrassment for the rest of the day.

I was driving at 60 when my hot meat pie collapsed and gave me Tiepie.

My $200 silk tie was ruined!