A pure numpty, an eijit, a bampot, one who can't think clearly. Glasgow Slang
Aye, bolt ya wan way ticket!
by TheMightyQuinn May 1, 2007
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Pete: "Whats up Kevin."
Kevin: "Nothing, whats up with you?"
Pete: "Nothing."
Kevin: "Hey, guess what I did last night. I met a dirty Japanese whore at 2 AM and got my nob slopped for $10."
Pete: "That's cool."
(long, awkward silence)
Kevin: "So......what did you do last night?"
Pete: "Oh not too much. I rented an Escalade on 22's from Enterprise, wore my throwback and du-rag, and pretended I was getting a deal with Shady Records. I must have nailed at least 6 or 7 dumb hood rat bitches."
Kevin: "That's the ticket."
by Nick D September 26, 2003
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$10-25 Bag of herion which breaks out two about 2 small lines.... Ten Tickets equals a bundle.
Buyer: wassup with two tickets to the Houston game?

Seller: thats gonna run ya bouta dub
by Shahman August 24, 2009
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20 (twenty) dollars USD of a bag of Heroin. heroin drugs bag
Named for the container of folded paper which is done in such a way that it holds the drugs and looks like a paper ticket to a show or movie.
by milkyDG_sT April 4, 2018
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T.I.C.K.E.T: Tipsy Introvert who Creepily Knows Everyone on Tinder
- Yo brittany seemed shy but after a few drinks you know she a ticket

- I dated dat lil ticket til I found out she swiped right on Shane and Willie
by YoungSneezy November 27, 2014
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it means you have to murder the person they tell you to. Ticket is a referred to a toe tag. Not LSD or that other shit
Here's Juan Zs ticket
by Infamous92 April 25, 2020
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Condoms, because you need a ticket to get in.
Oh no, you are not having sex with me without tickets.
by Michael Goodrich December 4, 2006
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