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The sound of swining a sword at someone.
*thwok!*
Thwok by Solon1 October 25, 2011
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my girl was asleep so i decided to thwok her to waker her up
thwok by ezmart July 22, 2007
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thwok thwomp twok Twoke thwock thwop Thokes thoko Thokozani Thooka
Dangerous and painful but often hilarious game played around a campfire, involving burning marshmallows. The object of "Thwok" is to start a marshmallow on fire at the end of your stick and then flick the gooey object, lacross style, at the person across the fire, yelling "Thwok!" at the critical moment. Top points are given for sending the marshmallow into the other person's hair, although any part of the body or clothing will do. Not recommended for children under 12, or anyone who wants to avoid premature blindness.
What's that in your hair? It's marshmallow--some asshole thwoked me at the campfire last night.
Thwok by jkatajhina May 15, 2009
The sound a hand fan makes when opened rapidly.
No t no shade hunty. *Thwoorp*
thwoorp by Caleb thwoorple February 23, 2017
Thooka is tha strap . Texas slang 💯💨🔫
Go get tha thooka these nighhas want smoke

i jus got a new thooka les go spark sum
Thooka by BBG Spanks June 14, 2018
The past tense of Twoking. When you puke and go "number two" at the same time.
The last time I got drunk in Mexico I twoked in the bathroom while my wife slept quietly in the bathroom next to me.
Twoked by Flex Appeal January 1, 2014

dick thwomp

When a chubbed penis is dropped on another person's head and left there. Like the Thwomp from Mario 64.
James was sleeping peacefully until Dylan snuck in and dick thwomped his forehead.
dick thwomp by dylpaul December 4, 2015
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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