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An awful hormone that lives inside children until the age of 15. On the teenagers 15th birthday, they are relieved of most sympotoms, such as bitchiness, arguing and general crapiness. Some of the side effects of Thokes are forgetfulness, tiredness and sometimes, amazing hilarity. Some of the symptoms can live on past the age of 15, but cases are rare.

Guy 1: Oh, I'm so tired.

Guy 2: God damn Thokes.

Guy 1: Yeah it's a flucking bitch.

Guy 2: Like our 14 year old selves.

Thokes by Necca Crurley and Jeck Stocks February 28, 2013

Words you can keep

Tokes of Hazzard

The very end of a joint where it starts getting harsh

"Dude, that was a fat doobie but i fear we have hit the tokes of hazzard"

"True my friend, i shall roll another....Fetch the doritos"

Tokes of Hazzard by Xyphious August 24, 2007

Related Words

Thokes • thokesie • thakeshon • thoessadist • Thomesa • Thoreson • thoresson • Thotessey • Thotestry • tokesally

Thoreson

Thoreson is the greatest last name ever thought of by human minds referring to a God. Thoreson derives, and is said to be, the offspring of the great Nordic God Thor, God of Thunder.

Thoreson is a last name.

Thoreson by Thoreson February 5, 2010

freezer tokes

first you stick a glass (relatively thick if you can) in the freezer until its sides are nice and icy. You then take a joint/blunt/hotknife and shotgun it into the glass, and the smoke sort of condenses at the bottom. You then tilt the glass back, holding the rim just before your lips, and inhale slowly as you tilt it. Gives you this icy cold, smooth thick hit and it gets you fucking blazed.

the boys and i got fuckin blitzed on freezer tokes last night...

freezer tokes by 614316 January 19, 2009

Ralph Thoresby School

Ralph Thoresby School is a shit school that has bitches and snakes. It's in Leeds and is shit! All the teachers are bastards! Never go to that school cause u will actually hate it.

Ralph Thoresby School definition: A shit school in Leeds with chavs
For example:
RTS student:"I go to Ralph thoresby school"
Any other human:"so ur a chav"

Ralph Thoresby School by River.07 October 19, 2019

fugg are thoes

The question asked when soneone sees a pair of fuggs.

Claire: hey Chris
Chris: Hey Claire... wait fugg are thoes on your feet!?

fugg are thoes by takiyah February 17, 2009

Stian Thoresen

Stian Thoresen is a very nice Guy. His Facestyle is stolen from Tjodlav, but it looks better! His "singing" sounds better as the one of Dany Filth!!!!! The Albums on wich he played the Drums are good, like For all Tid or others. His Tatoos are cool, his skin is beautiful white! But I want to see a photo of him without this good view!! When he was young (23 or so) he was nice looking!!
Stian you're cool!

He is a beautiful guy!

Stian Thoresen by Judith January 8, 2004

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026