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to hit a girl in the face with your johnson
my girl was asleep so i decided to thwok her to waker her up
thwok by ezmart July 22, 2007
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thwok • thwomp • twok • Twoke • thwock • thwop • Thokes • thoko • Thokozani • Thooka
Dangerous and painful but often hilarious game played around a campfire, involving burning marshmallows. The object of "Thwok" is to start a marshmallow on fire at the end of your stick and then flick the gooey object, lacross style, at the person across the fire, yelling "Thwok!" at the critical moment. Top points are given for sending the marshmallow into the other person's hair, although any part of the body or clothing will do. Not recommended for children under 12, or anyone who wants to avoid premature blindness.
What's that in your hair? It's marshmallow--some asshole thwoked me at the campfire last night.
Thwok by jkatajhina May 15, 2009
The sound a hand fan makes when opened rapidly.
No t no shade hunty. *Thwoorp*
thwoorp by Caleb thwoorple February 23, 2017
Thooka is tha strap . Texas slang 💯💨🔫
Go get tha thooka these nighhas want smoke

i jus got a new thooka les go spark sum
Thooka by BBG Spanks June 14, 2018
The past tense of Twoking. When you puke and go "number two" at the same time.
The last time I got drunk in Mexico I twoked in the bathroom while my wife slept quietly in the bathroom next to me.
Twoked by Flex Appeal January 1, 2014

dick thwomp

When a chubbed penis is dropped on another person's head and left there. Like the Thwomp from Mario 64.
James was sleeping peacefully until Dylan snuck in and dick thwomped his forehead.
dick thwomp by dylpaul December 4, 2015
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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