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Throw short people day pt. 2 

On oct 23.

Second opportunity for you to throw people under 5ft 4in because some people are busy on the 21st
-Bro i missed my opportunity to throw a short person yesterday
-Don’t worry man, you'll get another chance tomorrow on Throw short people day pt. 2.

National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day

National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’4” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day, even people named Jace.
Hey, have you heard that today is National throw short people day? I can't wait to yeet some dwarfs!

National Throw Short People Day

On October 21, you can, without permission throw anyone who is 5’ 5” or shorter with no repercussions.
“What day is it?”
National Throw Short People Day
“AHH”

National throw short people day

Just throw someone under 5,5
Hey
Yo
*throws*
WHY'D YOU SO THAT

it's national throw short people day