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three dates 

When a guy goes out with a coochie mama and after 3 dates he has yet to make a move even though said coochie mama is gagging for a fudding.
Pat:so how did last night go?
Don:ah it was ok
Pat:so you get some?
Don:No we just had a drink
Pat:not even a tongue tussle after three dates?either you're gay or you're a three dates don, u fag!!

three dates by bootyshaker69 January 25, 2008

Three Dates And Flowers Kinda Girl 

The kind of girl who doesn't put out easily, Usually requites at least three dates and some flowers, and no, just sitting on your couch watching a movie doesn't count as a date. Take her to dinner, park your car and look at the starts, Just go somewhere and do something. These are the kinds of girls you take home to your mother, but she just might give you head on the way there.
"Bro, did you tap that?"
"Nah man, she's the three dates and flowers kinda girl."

three date rule 

guideline imposed by fabulous wannabe modern single women regarding timeline for having sex with prospective boyfriends/husbands. Akin to the mandatory waiting period required for gun purchases. Allows women an evaluation period to checkout said husbands to evaluate their worthyness and future potential while simultaneously assuaging their own guilt about slutty behavior if they sleep with prospective husbands too quickly
Babette wore the pink bra and panties under her little black dress this evening because she wanted to prepared for all possibilities on her date with kurt. They had been seeing each other for two weeks now, so the three date rule no longer applied.
three date rule by sf chica July 9, 2005

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026