Thomasluvbot is a very VERY meantiktok editor that makes people sad with their newtmas edits. They have an odd obsession with Supernatural. They are a malec, thominho, and valmas shipper. They will murder you if you have any sort of disliking towards Red, White, & Royal Blue.
A: "Hey have you seen thomasluvbot's newest edit???"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.