thneedsexual

sexual attraction to a thneed, a highly versatile object knitted from the foliage of a Truffula Tree.

“Wow, Harry Styles’ thneed REALLY turns me on. I think i might be thneedsexual.”

by thneedlover07 April 2, 2021

threesexual

Someone who is threesexual has no interest in a relationship with another person of the same sex, or indeed in one-on-one sexual encounters with someone of the samesex but who engages in same-sex sexual acts as part of threesomes or groupsex.

'Hey, I saw you giving that guy head at that orgy last night, I didn't know you were gay.'
'Oh, I'm not gay, I'm threesexual, my girlfriend was helping me out with it.'
'Oh, cool'.

by Tulcha April 18, 2017