this cat

said with a small grin when you must marvel at another guys ingenuity, stupidness, or ridiculousness, or any other idiocy

me: i'm tryna bang the hostess at the margarita bar. that makes a trifecta.

will: .... this cat...

this cat by d-ness January 15, 2008

this cat just j 

Popular meme I know on discord with a cat acting stupid with a faucet

Caption: This cat just j! 😹😹

this cat just j by JTheNintendo August 5, 2021

this cat just j 

This statement refers to a very humorous and funny video commonly found in discord servers. The video contains a very funny cat going "nyo nyo nyo nyo nyo nyo" on a sink, this video is a modified version of a gif where a cat drinks water where it is now modified and goes "nyonyo nyo."

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Funny Friend 1: Haha!! This cat just j video is funny!!!
Funny Friend 2: Hahaha!!!!
You: Hahaha!! This is funny!!!

this cat just j by eggplantette July 30, 2021

this cat just j 

slang for rough violent sex, mainly used by discord users.

man: this cat just j
woman:fuck me hard

this cat just j by pabbers66 May 11, 2021

This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures! 

A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”

“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)

This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures! by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023

I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs 

Don't blame me, it ain't my plan, I just work here.

Jack: Why are we reorganizing the supply closet for the third time this week.

John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.

Jack: Got it.

I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs by You will not win today July 22, 2011

I'm [fuck]ing this cat, so shut up and hold its tail 

The meaning of this phrase is to alert co-workers, on-lookers, passers-by, and anyone else in a group, large or small, who is in charge of a given scenario.

Bryan: Well, what if we approach this problem from a different perspective?

Debra: I'm fucking this cat, so just shut up and hold its tail!

I'm [fuck]ing this cat, so shut up and hold its tail by debra February 13, 2005