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third string 

A third string is the backup to your second string booty call hoe. Definitely unwanted, they're an easy and guaranteed lay.
Fundo's second string hoe was busy pig roasting, so Fundo called up his backup to his backupe. Though he didn't really dig her like that, he knew that she was a third string hoe and that anything goes.
third string by authOOr July 7, 2006
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Third string 

refering to one who is uncoordinated, retarded, slow, etc.
Me. Whats up third string.
Trisha. Hi.
Third string by mr. biaggi February 9, 2004

Third string punter

Somebody worthless to a team of any thing
Like cats birds dogs or even John cenas
If you get lucky a team of Cadens
He is a worthless third string punter

Deserves A Third String Solo 

When one who is inexperienced and/or not completely fit for the task at hand is given a chance to try it without assistance from a more experienced person, they are being given their deserved third string solo.
Phil: I'll be away Friday, so the intern will have to finish the project proposal.

Clyde: But he's only an intern! Shouldn't George help him with it?

Phil: Oh, relax, he deserves a third string solo.

Third Strings 

Distant contacts when making certain illegal purchases. Usually utilized when there's a shortage in your immediate supply, causing you to have to call people you normally avoid to score from.
During the drought of December 07, Derek was forced to call some third strings.
Third Strings by Wreck'D January 12, 2008

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026