think i care 

To me it means I don't give a fuck about your opinion. I just listened to you explain something and a nice way of saying IDGAF would be think I care. or also lets them know you don't give a fuck about anything but yourself.

Dude, you really think I care? or That's funny you think I care?

think i care by BroadLea June 27, 2017

I think I might have left the blender turned on 

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

I think I might have left the blender turned on by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

i think im falling for you 

I think I'm falling for you. You are always on my mind and I can't shake the idea of you out of my head... You make me smile every time your name pops up on my phone, you make me laugh by saying the wierdest things, you have a perfect smile, its the best thing ever, you are absolutely perfect to me, you make me fall deeper and deeper everytime you text me, look at me, or just by being you... I am falling for you and I don't know what to do, what if I keep falling, but you don't catch me? Id hit the ground hard, and I would be broken forever... Im falling for you, will you catch me before I land?

person1: I think im falling for you will you catch me?
Person2: I'm right here baby

i think im falling for you by I think I'm falling for you May 2, 2018

who the hell do you think i am 

A valid response to any insult and/or challenge. Even if you are unable to back up the line, saying it is enough to make anyone else's argument invalid.

Stemming from the show Gurren Lagann as a popular catchphrase.

1: You are so stupid.
2: Who the hell do you think I am?!

1: You couldn't win if you tried.
2: Just who the hell do you think I am?

who the hell do you think i am by reggin kcalb January 5, 2014

I think it’s really cool 

That you’re twenty five

I think it’s really cool, that you’re twenty five, You drink, do drugs,smoke cigerattes, your old enough to drive

I think it’s really cool by KDC0723 August 21, 2023

I just think it's funny how

A low key but passive aggressive way to tell someone your angry with them

I just think it's funny how you said you had family plans but then went to Josh's party with Sarah

I just think it's funny how by Taco time eater July 9, 2017

Drip so hard niggas think I got a pussy 

The literal worst instagram caption you can ever use. If you use this you will get bullied

Did you see demarcus's caption? it was Drip so hard niggas think I got a pussy

Drip so hard niggas think I got a pussy by danielkhan December 27, 2018