thief

1. a person that steals
2. character class in ffxi that is totally gimped after level 60

Prrrowla quit playing as a thief cause he never got invited to parties.

by sammy zipdisk January 5, 2005

thief

One who steals co-workers sales in a supposed "friendly" work environment

Sean was helping a customer when he left to go check the inventory of a shoe, when the evil Vicki stepped in and stole his sale. This resulted in Sean losing a $104 sale and the commissions that went along with said sale!! THIEF!

by SEANATHON11 July 28, 2007

thief

DJ whats his name... That kid who always steal the mouse balls from the school computers, but then is so stupid at doing it that he actually gets caught.

DJ you dumbass, you actually got caught stealing a 1 inch rubber ball

by Itto Manji December 20, 2003

thief

Noun: A person who steals for a living, breaks into your house, takes your TV, whatever.

Verb: To take something.

1) Derrick's a thief, bastard stole my CD.

2)
a) I thiefed that loser's CD, 'cause I liked 'em.
b) Oi, go thief some pop for me, I'm thirsty.

by Clayton Bigsby December 20, 2005

thief

I am a clepto, therefore I am a thief, and proud of it

lets go rob wal mart again

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

Thief

A black person found typically around low housing income.

"Holy Crap dude, the cop just shot a thief again"

by FroggerJGWentWorth June 8, 2017

thief

Clever individual who steals from the riches, and gives to himself. Very great in finding the weaknesses in his enemies AND friends to steal them easily.
Favorite RPG Command: FLEE

Thief just stole from an entire town. Again.

by Delf June 23, 2003