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theurbandictionary by SLM2011 February 19, 2021
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TheUrbanDictionary 

A place full of trolls and idiots
Dude this starbucks is a TheUrbanDictionary!

turbandictionary.com 

A website on which one can look up the meanings of Arabic words.
turbandictionary.com by Anonymous October 7, 2003

The UrbanDictionary Game

A game invented involving UrbanDictionary which can be played with 2 or more players, preferably those who do not surf UrbanDictionary for hours at a time. The rules of the game as are follows.

1. Almost everything on UrbanDictionary is sexually related in some way, so the goal is to guess how many definitions there are for a word.

2. The Wordmaster (typically the guy with the computer) searches for a word on UD. Before pressing enter, each player guesses how many sexually related definitions there will be.

3. Following The Price Is Right rules, the person who is closest without going over wins. This person then gets a point. Two people can place the same bet, but no more than once every three points.

4. In the event of a tie with two players, a sexual term is entered and the number of NONsexual definitions is guessed.

5. In the event of a tie between multiple players, the tie can be worked out by a round of rock paper scissors, shin kicking, or wiener fencing.

6. A bonus point is given if you guess the definition of a word before it is searched.

7. A headless goat is delivered to a male player if he is found to already know the number of definitions beforehand.

8. A point is deducted if all other players unanimously decide that another player's chosen word is downright gay, disgusting, or just stupid.
Two guys playing The UrbanDictionary Game

Steve: Okay okay... ummmmm donkeypunch
*Bill types in donkeypunch*
Bill: Umm... six references.
Steve: I'm gonna go with four.
*Bill presses enter*
Both: What the fuck???!??

Steve then loses a point.
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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