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salt the snail 

To kick someone out of a friendly gathering for being a mad clinger. Originally from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Charlie: Hyah!! Hyah!! Get out here snail!! Hyah!! Go snail, go!! Hyah!!

Mac: Oh my god, salt the snail!! Salt the snail!! Go!!
salt the snail by nuck_chorris 777 January 13, 2015

Cherry the Snail 

The gigantic red snail that looooovvees to eat cherry tomatoes
"Oh how I love Cherry the Snail."

gary the snail 

Spongebob's pet snail, who might be smarter than Spongebob. 🐌
Is your favorite character on Spongebob Gary the Snail?
gary the snail by Rikerlicious January 26, 2015

mop the snail

a term comparing a woman’s sexual discharge being similar to the slime from a snail, thus mopping would insinuate a sexual partner absorbing said fluids through oral sexual methods
The sex with Chloe was, if nothing else, wildly messy. I definitely had to mop the snail after that one.
mop the snail by 99 Oreos January 6, 2022

Tickle the snail 

Rubbing the clit with the index finger.
Guy: "Where the hell were you last night?!"
Girl: (giggles) "I was tickling my girlfriend's snail."
Guy: "What?!"
Girl: "You know... (motions with index finger) tickle the snail."
Tickle the snail by Audrey Alexis October 1, 2010

the snail 

when u take "A" nut and roll it to the top of your penis....then if u look at it from the side it should resemble a snail....if it doesn't your probably jewish.
Matt: hahah yoo guys look its the snail!!!!
Jake:LMFAO!!
Joe:look at mine!
(everyone):tht doesnt look like a snail....you kno what tht means
Joe: FUCK
Matt:HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
the snail by bigjewdick February 22, 2008