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THEIR KIDS 

THEIR KIDS! THIER! KIDS! THEY'RE TEACHING THEIR KIDS AND THEIR KIDS HAPPEN TO BE IN THE SAME PLACE AS YOUR KIDS (SOMETIMES)!
Hym "Jesus Christ... Look... They aren't teaching YOUR kids anything that they aren't teaching THEIR kids. They aren't bringing YOUR kids to drag shows... They're bringing THEIR KIDS. I don't see how you think that deliberately misrepresenting the issue does anything to further resolve the issue... Unless your intent is NOT to result the issue. Your goal may very well be to perpetuate the negative feedback loop. And that's actually the linchpin of the feedback loop. If one side is 'correct' then neither side is justified in stopping the other because they are doing the same thing. Their positions are irreconcilable. By default. And somebody saw this and was all... CHAFF GRENADE! BANG! The kids are just the final bulwark. That's how you know they're getting desperate."
THEIR KIDS by Hym Iam July 23, 2023
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National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day 

Remember that time your mom called you fat? Or that time your dad said you’re worthless? Its time for them to apologize! Only on December 31st!
“Mom, it’s National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day, you know what that means? You’re a horrible mother that doesn’t care about their child’s feelings!”

gay kids with pizza up their ass

person, preferably male, with a white dick up their ass that turns them red.
someone: why you walking weird?
gay kid: i had a gay kids with pizza up their ass session last night

lettin' the Cosby kids' out of their room

Taking a dump.
Hey man, I'll be right back. I'm going upstairs and lettin' the Cosby kids' out of their room.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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